The internet is a treasure trove of information, but it’s also a window into the wonderfully bizarre questions that cross people’s minds. While Google is often our go-to for practical queries, sometimes the searches we make are so strange that they leave the rest of the world scratching their heads. Here’s a roundup of some of the weirdest things people have actually Googled—and the surprising answers behind them.
1. “Do penguins have knees?”
Yes, they do! Penguins’ knees are simply hidden beneath thick feathers and a layer of body fat, giving them that adorable waddle we all love. Mystery solved.
2. “Can I marry my cat?”
Multiple people have typed this into Google, proving the internet really has seen it all. While your furry friend might be your soulmate in spirit, the law—and basic logic—say marriage is strictly a human affair.
3. “Why do we never see baby pigeons?”
It’s not that they don’t exist. Baby pigeons, called squabs, spend their early days tucked away in nests until they’re nearly full-grown, which is why they’re such rare sights.
4. “What would happen if I never cut my nails?”
Thanks to Guinness World Record holders, we already know the answer—fingernails can grow to lengths longer than a car, and it’s not exactly a pleasant look.
5. “Am I married?”
If you have to Google this, you might have bigger problems than just forgetting your relationship status. Perhaps a conversation with your partner (or a trip to the courthouse) is in order.
6. “Can I eat my phone?”
While it might be tempting during a hunger pang, the answer is a hard no. Not only is it unsafe, but your phone doesn’t taste nearly as good as pizza.
7. “Do fish get thirsty?”
Fish live in water, so they don’t feel thirst the way we do. Instead, they absorb water directly through their gills.
8. “How do I become a mermaid?”
A dream for many, but science has yet to catch up. For now, your best bet is a glittering mermaid tail costume and a splash in the pool.
From the quirky to the downright bizarre, these searches are proof that human curiosity knows no limits. The next time you type a strange question into Google, remember—you’re in good company.
